a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)
That’s exactly the appropriate response.
"fat girls shouldn’t—"
—have to deal with your narrow minded bullshit.
me: joins tumblr for fun
me: starts to critically analyze almost every aspect of modern society
- *watches a movie*
- *sees a dog*
- me: if something happens to that dog I sWEAR TO GOD
repeat after me:
- virginity is a social construct
- you don’t lose your virginity
- there’s nothing valuable or precious about virginity, it’s an imaginary concept
- virginity is inherently heterocentric
- your worth is not defined by whether or not you’ve had a dick inside you
- what you define as sex is up to you, you get to decide how many people you’ve had sex with
- the end
being friendly with a boy you aren’t romantically/physically attracted to and him developing feelings for you isn’t your fault, nor does it mean you were “leading him on”. you are under no obligation to date him.
I got offered a contract again for this Christmas, which I almost said no to since last year it seemed like I was just thrown the inconvenient shifts and all the public holidays, but I didn’t because goddamn I need the money. I have so many expenses ahead of me I cringe when I think about it; bills, rent, a car, all the payments that come with a car, I need a new tv cabinet and a new tv as well, I need new furniture for the living room, a new washing machine and fuck knows what else is lurking around the corner. So much for saving up for America, I’ll never get any goddamn savings at this rate.
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
This is the best.